I love that the word “shit” is used to describe one’s state or composure. “When that girl crawled through the tv, she fucked my shit up” “I lost my shit when that fat guy fell down the stairs.” It’s so silly, and I’m guilty of abusing it, but I’m not ashamed. It makes me laugh.
You’re my horse if you never win a race.– Mom, about 3 minutes ago.
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s...– Honest Abe Lincoln
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