May 2011
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It's that time again
Where everything hits rock bottom and I complain about it on the internet. Only, this time, I’m not going into detail. It’s none of your business. Just think of me, or say a prayer, or whatever it is that you do. I really need some help.
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Guys:
Wanna piss off your girlfriend/girl roomie?
Piss on the toilet seat. Nothing gets em more fired up.
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My mother
is extremely religious and “prude” I guess you could call it. Anyone who knows her knows she never curses or treats people with disrespect. I told her about the terrible day I had at work, and first she said she wanted to come talk to my managers, which was cute, but I told her she wasn’t allowed to do that. She replied “Sometimes you just have to be a bitch”....
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That awesome moment
when you get home from working your butt off in fast food for 6 hours, and that first drop of heavenly shower water hits your face. Oh yeah.
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I love
light skinned girls with afros. So adorable.
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I live near
2 somewhat busy stop lights.
More than 3 times a day, every single day, I can hear sirens, which usually is normal, but only for a few seconds at a time, because so many lazy cops use their sirens just so they can get through red lights without having to wait, which would be fine if there was a fucking emergency, but as soon as the siren starts, it stops. There are people at that red light who...
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